Hey Arnold!
Season 4 (2000)
This special, extra-long episode of Hey
Arnold! starts with some catchy surf music and the classic “bell ringing as
students burst out the school doors on the last day of school” opening. Arnold heads to the beach with his
grandparents and their tenants/surrogate family only to discover his stalker
Helga is sharing the other half of their beach house duplex. The central story concerns a love
triangle between Arnold, Helga and new girl Summer (her name is what the
episode is! Get it?!) but there
are also about a hundred subplots that I’ll get to below.
But first for the A story-- the alluring Summer (the girl, not the season) approaches Arnold on the
beach, complimenting his sand castle (FORESHADOWING!). Summer and Arnold begin to while away the days together, but Helga soon discovers that Summer is only
interested in having Arnold build her a winning sand castle for a local contest
so she can win a role on “Babe Watch”, after which she will promptly dump him
for her real boyfriend, aptly named Sandy. Boy, the writers really threw in the towel when it came to naming characters for this episode.
Helga does her best to convince Arnold of Summer’s wicked ways, but due to her history of horribleness Arnold doesn’t believe her. Eventually the truth is revealed and Arnold and Helga team up to build the winning sandcastle together and then film a slightly creepy CPR-kiss scene on the aforementioned “Babe Watch.”
Helga does her best to convince Arnold of Summer’s wicked ways, but due to her history of horribleness Arnold doesn’t believe her. Eventually the truth is revealed and Arnold and Helga team up to build the winning sandcastle together and then film a slightly creepy CPR-kiss scene on the aforementioned “Babe Watch.”
Overall it’s a cute storyline but it’s somewhat overshadowed by the
gazillion B stories going on simultaneously. The best part of the episode is Summer, who makes for a very
attractive summer romance-- and I write that as a human adult gay man (as opposed to a cartoon pre-teen straight boy). She’s every pre-teen boy’s fantasy: tan, blonde and
belly-shirted. I don’t blame
Arnold for falling for her and I’m surprised Helga doesn’t either (I so get
future lesbian vibes from Helga).
The many subplots are a bit more fun, if not overwhelming. Grandpa gets stranded on an island and
is rescued by two Rastafarians.
Grandma surfs, discovers a nude beach and then surfs nude. Oscar combs the beach with a metal
detector, eventually stealing people’s belongings. Ernie gets buried in the sand (and then sat on) while Mr.
Hyunh searches for him. Big Bob,
Helga’s dad, is sunburned and forced to stay inside while his wife is wooed by
a Latin dance teacher. Whew! They really cram a lot in.
Hey Arnold! always did a good job of mixing the kid and adult characters, but in
this episode the adults are far more interesting. Helga’s drunken mom, who clutches a blender to her chest for
most of the episode and later drinks some sort of red concoction directly out
of it, steals the show for me. I
also really like the glimpses we’re given of the beach town, which looks so
cozy and picturesque I’m ready to move there.
Summer Quotient: 4
Further Reading: I recently learned that several novelizations were made of certain Hey Arnold! episodes, including this one. I haven't added it to my holiday TV tie-in book collection as of yet, but used copies are out there if you're interested!
See It, Skip It, Own It?
This is perfect TV viewing for that wistful, end of summer, youth-is-fleeting, nostalgia vibe (especially for those of us raised on the Golden Age of Nickelodeon). See it!